Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Top Ten Reasons to vote for Obama

10. Obama is half white
9. He'll give you some rich person's money.
8. He has some VERY interesting friends.
7. He doesn't look like any of those ugly guys on US money.
6. He kicked the cocaine habit (we hope).
5. He's trying to kick the nicotine habit.
4. He's been to EPCOT Center
3. He's a very good teleprompter reader.
2. He knows to say, "PRESENT", when the roll is called.
1. Obama is half black.


J Dub said...

Oh man, I thought you were getting yourself into trouble with #10. Then I read #1. Pretty funny.

vwatt said...

Ok, one more post..couldn't resist:
(from Letterman)
In honor of tonight's buzzed-about vice presidential debate, he revealed the "Top Ten Things Overheard at Sarah Palin's Debate Camp" on his show Wednesday.

#10: “Let’s practice your bewildered silence”
#9: “Can you try saying ‘Yes’ instead of ‘You betcha’?”
#8: "Hey, I can see Mexico from here!”
#7: “Maybe we’ll get lucky and there won’t be any questions about Iraq, taxes, or health care”
#6: “We’re screwed!”
#5: “Can I just use that lipstick-pit bull thing again?”
#4: “We have to wrap it up for the day — McCain eats dinner at 4:30″
#3: “Can we get Congress to bail us out of this debate?”
#2: “John Edwards wants to know if you’d like some private tutoring in his van”
#1: “Any way we can just get Tina Fey to do it?”

Mike West said...

Don't forget. Oprah and all the Hollywood stars say he's terrific!

Brodad Unkabuddy said...

I thought #8 covered Oprah and friends.