10. Obama is half white
9. He'll give you some rich person's money.
8. He has some VERY interesting friends.
7. He doesn't look like any of those ugly guys on US money.
6. He kicked the cocaine habit (we hope).
5. He's trying to kick the nicotine habit.
4. He's been to EPCOT Center
3. He's a very good teleprompter reader.
2. He knows to say, "PRESENT", when the roll is called.
1. Obama is half black.