Sunday, September 7, 2008
Bear endorses Obama
Black Bear, president of UFDA (United Forest Diners of America), the forest's wildlife union, has recently decided to endorse Obama. Mr. Bear said, "We believe Senator Obama best reflects our desires and goals. These desires and goals can best be achieved through Obama's plan for free government handouts." Bear also stated another major reason for his endorsement is Obama's plan for universal forest fire insurance. Obama has stated that should things heat up in the woods, Bear and others like him will simply do nothing - just wait for the government to come get them. Senator Obama has yet to comment on the UFDA endorsement.