Saturday, December 5, 2009

Tiger's Tips for Obama

I haven't read the article and I probably won't, but I have some thoughts about what the tips might be:

10. Always tell the truth.
9. Wear pants 24/7.
8. Stay away from the 19th hole.
7. When you travel, bring your wife.
6. Hit the ball where you can find it.
5. Score only on the golf course.
4. Realize what your text messages, emails, and voicemails are worth.
3. Teach your wife to play golf.
2. Trust no one.
1. Never, ever, leave your golf clubs at home.

Did I leave some out?


Mike West said...

Mulligan's don't work with women.

Know the boundaries so you know when you're out of bounds.

Brodad Unkabuddy said...

Good tips.