This shot is scary!
Luis Caldera, the head of the White House Military Office officially resigned today after admitting he secretly planned the Air Force One flyover mission at Ground Zero all by himself without telling anybody. He was able to launch the President's aircraft and 2 F-16s without anyone in the White House, Department of Defense, or Homeland Security knowing anything about it. In fact, he piloted the 747 and one of the fighters himself. After his resignation was accepted by the ever gullible President Obama, Caldera remarked to reporters, "I thought it would be a great belated April Fool's prank. Those New Yorkers - they just have no sense of humor." Caldera's official last day is May 22. However, he is rumored to be in talks with the CIA counterintelligence section. As Caldera further remarked, " Well, the White House intelligence sure was easy to counter. And, oh by the way, did I say Obama knew nothing about it?"